Baby snakes appreciation post
(via twirliest)
I am literally the most pissed off person in the world.
The only thing keeping me from a murderous rampage right now is this coffee and cigarette.
Christ.
So I’m on the bus on my way to work. It’s five minutes before my boss said my shift starts. I’m literally almost there. That’s when I get a call from my coworker saying that I’m not needed this morning. There’s already three people working there this morning when you only really need one or two people.
This is the millionth fucking time my boss has fucked up my schedule. He told me I was working yesterday morning too but at least texted me about it before I left. And this has happened to me so many fucking times I can’t even remember all the specific instances.
I need a new fucking job. Quickly. Because I can’t keep wasting fucking money on public transportation to get all the way to work from only to just turn right around and go the other way.
I’m literally sitting in bed half naked watching people on YouTube play tetris as I eat cold plain hamburger buns because there is nothing else to eat in this goddamn house.
This is what my life has become.
Help.
Call of Duty got a playable dog character before it got any playable women characters
(Source: tsunderisse, via falcuntpunch)
Oh man the xbox one sounds so incredibly shitty.
I seriously hope that when it’s released little to no one buys it and Microsoft loses all kinds of money. Because the extra fee to play used games or to take your game to a friends house to play it on their console is bullshit enough to warrant a complete boycott of it.
Drunken selfie number ???? of ????????
Currently listening to Studio Killers and just bouncing around on my bed dancing. Yeah. It’s the best. I’m having the best fucking time by myself at nearly half past four in the morning.
And people wonder why people are introverts when you can just fucking have the best fucking time listening to music and dancing around by yourself after a night of drinking.
I have learned from my experiences tonight that middle class, suburban, teenage, white girls should never ever EVER rap under any circumstances.
AKA me. Shut up me. You’re drunk. Go home.
Currently listening to Childish Gambino and blasting zombie heads in Left 4 Dead 2. Also had a few cocktails
Also dancing. Lots of dancing. And pretending I don’t sound completely ridiculous when I rap along. Blame that on the cocktails.
So I’ve been really stressed out about college and stuff lately for a myriad of reasons. So despite being broke as hell I just went and bought myself some fucking flowers. Yup. Just a pot of flowers. It’s looking a little stressed after the journey home and all that but I hope it does well.
So yeah I feel a lot better now so whenever you’re dealing with a lot of shit just buy some fucking flowers and put them on your door step.
I’m at this really nice cafe and having a really nice coffee as I wait for my bank to open.
Sometimes when I spend the morning like this I don’t mind so much waking up early.
But also I am really tired and a little bit hungover and want to go back to sleep and I have to walk home from the train station after I go to the bank. Bluh.
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